HERE IS HOW THIS AWESOMENESS WORKS
Here’s a clue (Drumroll please): Insanely far afield from any sub-par car-selling ordeal you’ll be dealt by anybody else. So why the wait, mate? Step to it and collect some cold hard cash.
Are you feeling lucky? You should, because this process will be over before you know it, and you’ll be able to get back to your busy schedule ASAP. Give us about 30 minutes and we’ll return with a number that’ll make your head spin in the best way possible.
TOGETHER WE MAKE AN APPOINTMENT
So, here’s the deal: You’ve got a busy life, and we’ve gotta squeeze ourselves in there somehow. To make things super easy, we’ll wait for you. YOU tell US when you’ve got some time to spare. Pencil us in your hectic schedule (or pen us in, if you live life on the edge), and we’ll come check out your wheels whenever it’s convenient for you.
WE COME & PAY YOU. DECORATED TO THE HILT.
We totally agree that safety is one of your top concerns – which is why we take our appearance super seriously. We’ve decked out our vehicles and uniforms (including dapper photo IDs) to show you we’re the real deal. Yes, we know, you came here for the dough-y details. You’ll get it as soon as we finish inspecting your baby, promise. Questions?
THEN YOU SAY HASTA LA VISTA TO YOUR FORMER WHEELS
Pull out the hankies, we’re hauling your four-wheeled pal away. You may get a little misty-eyed, but then you’ll feel good from that quick shot of cash. Easy-breezy lemon squeezy.
So. All said and done, what are you waiting for?